Disney Jokes for Everyone

Disney Jokes for Everyone

Disney Jokes for Everyone

Happy April Fool’s Day!

We all have heard the best/worst Disney jokes while at Walt Disney World from cast members, and while they have me groaning at the punch line I can’t help myself and I have to share them!
I have to give a SUPER huge thanks to Stephanie (Check out her Tumblr, too) for helping me choose the ‘best’ jokes to share!
I hope that you enjoy them!!!
Disney Jokes for Everyone
Why can’t you give Elsa a ballon?
Because she’d let it go.
Disney Jokes for Everyone
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball.
Disney Jokes for Everyone
Where does Captain Hook like to shop?
At the second hand store.
Disney Jokes for Everyone
How does Luke skywalker get around?
Ewoks.
Disney Jokes for Everyone
Why does Snow White treat all the dwarfs equally?
Because she’s the fairest of them all.
Disney Jokes for Everyone
Why did Kylo Ren cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Disney Jokes for Everyone
Why didn’t chef skinner trust linguini?
Because he smelled a rat.
Disney Jokes for Everyone
Who is Captain Hook’s favorite Star Wars character?
‘Hand’ Solo
Disney Jokes for Everyone
How does an avenger feel after a tough fight?
Thor
Disney Jokes for Everyone
Why did Dory check the supply closet for fish?
To see if she could find ‘n-e-mo’.
Disney Jokes for Everyone
What do you call a yard full of cows?
A Moo-lan
What’s your favorite Disney Joke from Walt Disney World?
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Author: Shelley

When she isn't chasing her chihuahuas, daughter, or cheering for her Hokies you can find Shelley On the Go in the Central Florida Area and on-air at icFlorida!

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