Disney Jokes for Everyone
Happy April Fool’s Day!
We all have heard the best/worst Disney jokes while at Walt Disney World from cast members, and while they have me groaning at the punch line I can’t help myself and I have to share them!
I have to give a SUPER huge thanks to Stephanie (Check out her Tumblr, too) for helping me choose the ‘best’ jokes to share!
I hope that you enjoy them!!!
Why can’t you give Elsa a ballon?
Because she’d let it go.
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball.
Where does Captain Hook like to shop?
At the second hand store.
How does Luke skywalker get around?
Ewoks.
Why does Snow White treat all the dwarfs equally?
Because she’s the fairest of them all.
Why did Kylo Ren cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why didn’t chef skinner trust linguini?
Because he smelled a rat.
Who is Captain Hook’s favorite Star Wars character?
‘Hand’ Solo
How does an avenger feel after a tough fight?
Thor
Why did Dory check the supply closet for fish?
To see if she could find ‘n-e-mo’.
What do you call a yard full of cows?
A Moo-lan
What’s your favorite Disney Joke from Walt Disney World?
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