April 1, 2016 - On the Go in MCO

Disney Jokes for Everyone

Happy April Fool’s Day!

We all have heard the best/worst Disney jokes while at Walt Disney World from cast members, and while they have me groaning at the punch line I can’t help myself and I have to share them!

I have to give a SUPER huge thanks to Stephanie (Check out her Tumblr, too) for helping me choose the ‘best’ jokes to share!

I hope that you enjoy them!!!

Why can’t you give Elsa a ballon?

Because she’d let it go.

Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?

Because she always runs away from the ball.

Where does Captain Hook like to shop?

At the second hand store.

How does Luke skywalker get around?

Ewoks.

Why does Snow White treat all the dwarfs equally?

Because she’s the fairest of them all.

Why did Kylo Ren cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why didn’t chef skinner trust linguini?

Because he smelled a rat.

Who is Captain Hook’s favorite Star Wars character?

‘Hand’ Solo

How does an avenger feel after a tough fight?

Thor

Why did Dory check the supply closet for fish?

To see if she could find ‘n-e-mo’.

What do you call a yard full of cows?

A Moo-lan

What’s your favorite Disney Joke from Walt Disney World?

Morimoto Asia Introduces Exclusive Spring Beverages Available For A Limited Time

Morimoto Asia at Disney Springs is offering a trio of Specialty Spring Cocktails and an exclusive Sakura beer for a limited time.

The three specialty Spring cocktails, $14 each, offer a light accent to your meal or a refreshing way to end your day.

The Tokushima Negroni features Japanese citrus Shocu and an Antica formulated Vermouth that is garnished with an orange rind.

The Gingered Apple Cocktail is a mixture of Aviation Gin, lime, simple syrup, ginger beer, and muddled asian pear and apple.

While the Sparkling Spring cocktail is a sparkling wine combined with hibiscus simple syrup, yuzu lemon juice, and Domaine de Canton.

The Pan Asian restaurant is also celebrating Spring by featuring a Morimoto Sakura beer, $9 that is a cherry blossom kolsch exclusively brewed at Winter Garden-based Crooked Can Brewery and available for a limited time. The brewers at Crookedn Can used imported Sakura (cherry blossoms) to dry hop their award winning Kolsch to create this specialty brew.

Also new to the restaurant is an outdoor patio with games and comfortable seating to enjoy a lovely Spring night outside with your friends and family.

For reservations at Morimoto Asia call 407-939-6686 or book directly via Open Table.

Also, make sure you keep up with all the latest news and offers by following @MorimotoAsia on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram using the #ForbiddenLounge.